Sports: Hatton, former awesome boxer, retires after brutal loss

Sad. He was really good.

Then he was WHOMPED by billy, billy Manny Pacquiao. Can't come back from that.

Study: Women-on-women crashes happen more often than they should

Odd. But interesting...

News: Anthony sentenced to 4 years; likely out by end of August

Time served.

News: US Senate Republicans agree to revenue increases

So...why the hell can't MN Legislator Republicans and END THE DAMN SHUTDOWN!

9CCOA: Court orders gay military service ban lifted

News: No resolution near for MN government shutdown

Lord. Gov. Dayton (D-MN) said they are out of 'good' options. Great....

News: 2018 Winter Olympic Games to be held in South Korea

Comic: Penny Arcade 7/4/11

I couldn't agree more.

News: With no budget, MN government shuts down

News: Woman's body in pool undiscovered for 2 days

...really? Health inspectors (yeah...health inspectors) said the pool was 'cloudy'. It typically takes a few days for bodies to surface, so that's not a big deal. But having a dead body in a pool should get noticed.....fast. WTF.

News: Two idiot 30 y.o.s arrange for teen daughters to fight

Lord.

Report: Half of twenty-somethings have no landline

And I'm one of em.

News: Sheen admits steroid use during 'Major League' filming

....OK.

News: Critics ripping new 'Transformers' to shreds...

Study: Verizon 'officially' fastest 4G network in the country