Apr 7, 2011

News: Repub. county correct vote count; gives WI incumbent lead

Oooooo! How you like that union people?

Oh...oh. Not very much? Oh. Eeeeeeeeee

I can't belive that this will hold up for long. SOMEONE has to call for a recount. Mr. Gore? You have the honor.....

News: 12-year-old gives birth on school field trip

No one knew she was pregnant, and she won't say who the father is. But police have a pretty good guess. Her dad previously did time for molesting another daughter.

World's #1 Dad....

[Ed. note: Yes, that's awful. Liz slapped me good.]

News: GE to build nation's largest SOLAR power plant

Cool stuff.

News: Elderly Georgian (country) woman cuts Armenian Internet

....with a shovel. As a commenter states, "If you can cut the Internet to a whole country with a shovel, someone did a crappy job planning."

News: Top 25 hedge-fund managers earned $22B last year

Yeah. That's not a typo. BILLION. $22 BILLION!!! Eff that's dumb.