Sports: Jays hit 6 home runs in rout of Twins, 13-2

I was there. It was awesome. And I personally caught Bautista's second on my phone's video recorder. Pretty happy. :-)

News: Russian firm plans commercial space station

Cool beans.

News: Judge hides condoms in acorns, gives to women, is arrested

News: Groupon dating site offers scholarships for baby-making

OK. Cryptic headline, I realize. But I have limited space.

Groupon has a new dating site. They are also offering college scholarships to those who make a baby on their first date, if said first date can be proved to use a Groupon. Yeah...even having more space didn't help make that less confusing. Just go read the article.

Breaking: Greg Giraldo dead of apparent overdose

Sad. I thought he was a funny guy.

News: Las Vegas Hotel Vdara roof creates heat ray, melts things

Cool. So cool.

News: Police investigating family on TLC's 'Sister Wives'

Well...should have seen that coming, I suppose.

News: Star Wars 3D coming in 2012

Ugh. Oh...and they're starting with Phantom Menace. Great.

Comic: Cntr+Alt+Del 9/29/10

I feel like saying this every single day....

News: Ed Norton open to playing Riddler in next Batman

COOL!!!! Let's do that then, shall we?

Study: Atheists, agnostics, Jews know most about religion

Many respondents could not correctly give the most basic tenets of their OWN faiths.

Deal: Covenant Energy Sword (Halo) $44

Aweshome. Stainless steel. Uh boy.

News: Verizon to stop selling unlimited data plans

Bastards. At least I got mine....ha.

News: Swede voters try to use computer attacks via ballot

Pretty awesome stuff. I should do this. Do you think this would be considered election tampering?

Study: Adults making kids potty-mouths, more so than in 30 years

Go figure? I personally think this is a good thing. That words shouldn't cause people to freak out, regardless of the age of those who say them.